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fortheloveofneps:

marththebland:

I can’t believe this is what our president and vice president spend their time on. We’re in 15 trillion dollars of debt, and millions of people are homeless, and abortion is still legal, and instead of signing bills to fix these things our president is doing this. Well I’m glad you’re having fun, you fucking bitch. Fuck the United States. /rant

WAITNDO YOU THINK THISNIS A REAL THING????
THIS IS SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE OH MY GOD

(via you-cant-stop-the-moriparty)

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Why couldn’t Thor’s hammer break Captain America’s shield?

misterpornographic:

robots-please:

jordanjordanjordanjordan:

01012012:

theneverendingdrums:

stravaganza:

the-ss-destiel:

BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

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uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium

no it’s vibranium

you mean FREEDOMIUM

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Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?

No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.

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this is the best post in all of my existence 

(Source: raggedywings, via you-cant-stop-the-moriparty)

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wanktissue:
fondly remembering when my sister put this dinosaur in the water because she thought it was one of those expandable “grows in water” things and she waited two weeks and i told her it probably wasnt gonna grow and she yelled at me and said “things take time loren you gotta have a lil hope” and its been close to a year now and this is still in our bathroom
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10knotes:

wanktissue:

fondly remembering when my sister put this dinosaur in the water because she thought it was one of those expandable “grows in water” things and she waited two weeks and i told her it probably wasnt gonna grow and she yelled at me and said “things take time loren you gotta have a lil hope” and its been close to a year now and this is still in our bathroom

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

(Source: late90sbritneyspears)

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