Posts tagged wtf
jaepanic
Start wearing purple.
My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%
I can’t believe this is what our president and vice president spend their time on. We’re in 15 trillion dollars of debt, and millions of people are homeless, and abortion is still legal, and instead of signing bills to fix these things our president is doing this. Well I’m glad you’re having fun, you fucking bitch. Fuck the United States. /rant
WAITNDO YOU THINK THISNIS A REAL THING????
THIS IS SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE OH MY GOD
I told my government class about the Great Emu War and half the class didn’t believe me so we had my government teacher look it up on the projector oh my god
only in australia
wait how did the emus win
(Source: leafwhirlwind, via timey-wimey-consulting-detective)
i have compiled a list of my favorite phrases seen in the “first blowjob” tag
i have compiled a list of my favorite phrases seen in the “first blowjob” tag
So I was watching Star Trek and Spock just started sobbing math problems
i fucking can’t
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Why couldn’t Thor’s hammer break Captain America’s shield?
BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium
no it’s vibranium
you mean FREEDOMIUM
Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?
No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.
this is the best post in all of my existence
(Source: raggedywings, via you-cant-stop-the-moriparty)
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fondly remembering when my sister put this dinosaur in the water because she thought it was one of those expandable “grows in water” things and she waited two weeks and i told her it probably wasnt gonna grow and she yelled at me and said “things take time loren you gotta have a lil hope” and its been close to a year now and this is still in our bathroom
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