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 and started crying and she was getting really worried and he burst out with ‘I’M PREGNANT’ completely seriously, and my mum started yelling and was like ‘OH MY GOD, what the fuck, I raised you to be responsible’ and she was literally ranting for about 10 minutes until she realized and quietly walked out of the room

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my mom was using my laptop and she calls me down and says “i’m not going to click on it but that is kind of disturbing for me to see”

little did she know that had she clicked on it she would have been subjected to my comedic genius

god damn i’m funny

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 MY MOM JUST GOT OUT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND FOUND OUT SHES BEEN SPELLING HER NAME WRONG FOR 49 YEARS

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Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that’s not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she’s in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I’d make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.



Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.

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funniest10k:

…wow your mom types fast

too fast

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