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C: What do you think of the name Percy? M: I think of a guy that, like, be a rapist. Of underage boys. I think of a child rapist.

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M: I changed the tv settings so the jerseys are actually red now and not pink. I looked down at my jersey and realized they weren’t the same color. It’s weird now- SACKED! Haha, bitch. Sorry what was I saying?

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Had a long day at work and decided to get drunk. Then my rm thought we should see a movie. I hope Ted is better drunk.

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M: One of my friends on facebook just said “watching muppet treasure island”. That’s it; they’re getting deleted.

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