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Start wearing purple.
It’s 9pm here
M: I’m either gonna have a nap or go to bed. I guess I’ll find out when I wake up.
C: What do you think of the name Percy? M: I think of a guy that, like, be a rapist. Of underage boys. I think of a child rapist.
We forgot where my friend’s grandparents lived and we are supposed to pick him up there
Me: I think this is his address.
M: I don’t know. Maybe, there are English flags on the window.
Me: Let’s wait here a bit and I’ll text him.
M: Okay, but I’m making this creepy by taking pictures.
M: I changed the tv settings so the jerseys are actually red now and not pink. I looked down at my jersey and realized they weren’t the same color. It’s weird now- SACKED! Haha, bitch. Sorry what was I saying?
M watching football
M: The fuck? Are you Helen Keller? He has it!
She’s so late with everything
M: I’m gonna get working on my Mother’s Day gift.
Me: You mean, like, next Mother’s Day?
M: Definitely not!
Had a long day at work and decided to get drunk. Then my rm thought we should see a movie. I hope Ted is better drunk.
M: [yelling at Saskatchewan fans] Go back to your WHEAT!
My rm M is so afraid of birds because she once threw a snowball at a crow and then birds starting holding a grudge against her. One crow followed her 7 blocks dropping walnuts on her head.
M: One of my friends on facebook just said “watching muppet treasure island”. That’s it; they’re getting deleted.
