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My sister just waxed my legs but they don’t feel very smooth. :(

C: What do you think of the name Percy? M: I think of a guy that, like, be a rapist. Of underage boys. I think of a child rapist.

Me: I think this is his address.

M: I don’t know. Maybe, there are English flags on the window.

Me: Let’s wait here a bit and I’ll text him.

M: Okay, but I’m making this creepy by taking pictures.

C: Do you have a beak on?

Me: What?

C: A beak? Do you have a beak on?

Me: What are you talking about? What do you mean beak?

C: Like a bird’s beak.

Me: That’s what I thought you meant but it makes no sense.

C: When you moved, it looked like your glasses had purple lenses and a red rim and there was a beak on them.

Me: I don;t know what you’re smoking.

Mom: The cowboy looks like Woody from Toy Story.

Sister C: Who’s Woody’s best friend besides Andy?

Mom: I don’t know who Andy is.

C: The kid that owns him.

Mom: Oh. Well I don’t know Woody’s best friend.

C: It’s Buzz Lightyear of course.

Mom: They’re in the same movie together?