Posts tagged beak

C: Do you have a beak on?

Me: What?

C: A beak? Do you have a beak on?

Me: What are you talking about? What do you mean beak?

C: Like a bird’s beak.

Me: That’s what I thought you meant but it makes no sense.

C: When you moved, it looked like your glasses had purple lenses and a red rim and there was a beak on them.

Me: I don;t know what you’re smoking.