Why He’s Hot:
- Hello? Have you seen It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia? This guy is hilarious and steals the show. Did I mention he writes it? Yes. He fucking writes it. don’t let his dyslexic, illiterate character fool you, he is an absolute genius and I dare you not to loose your shit when he starts singing about the Dayman.
- Charlie is adorable. Holy shit what color are his eyes?! Is majestic a color? Look at that scruffy scruff, that by itself is enough to merit his hotness. And he’s not afraid to get dirty…
- Is he fit? Hell yes he is. You know he looks better than those ‘other guys’. Check him out as Green man, oh you bet your sweet ass that’s all Charlie.
- He can sing and dance. Check out these dance moves. You know you want to take him out with you, right after he sings about the Nightman dressed as Bob Dylan.
- This guy is musically talented. Yep. His parents are musicians and not only does he sing and play the keyboard like a boss, he writes songs and sings the shit out of them. a ‘la The Nightman Cometh.