jaepanic

Start wearing purple.

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Halloween costumes

M: should I be a hockey player or a slutty hockey player?

Me: slutty hockey player

M: how do I do that?

Me: I don’t know but give me the option and it’s always gonna be slutty

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M: do you have any slutty tops I can wear? I only have one bar top.

Me: yeah no problem, I’ll look now.

M: I don’t mean to imply that you’re slutty or anything…how about girly tops? Does that work?

Me: slutty, girly same thing! haha, I’ll look now. I’m being Pepper ANN!

M: you look really cool, I hope I do.

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