M: should I be a hockey player or a slutty hockey player?
Me: slutty hockey player
M: how do I do that?
Me: I don’t know but give me the option and it’s always gonna be slutty
M: do you have any slutty tops I can wear? I only have one bar top.
Me: yeah no problem, I’ll look now.
M: I don’t mean to imply that you’re slutty or anything…how about girly tops? Does that work?
Me: slutty, girly same thing! haha, I’ll look now. I’m being Pepper ANN!
M: you look really cool, I hope I do.