August 2011
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It's 7 pm now
M: I have to pee. I’ve had to pee since this morning but I’ve been too lazy to go.
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M looking at fb
M: My mom is friends with Jess? That’s weird. I wonder who our mutual friends are.
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My mom has more friends than me?!?!
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M on Battleship the movie
M: I wanna see Battleship. It looks like like a mix between Pearl Harbour, Aliens, Transformers and the Simpsons Movie.
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This happened in November
M: I heard Christmas music in Zellers today.
Me: I played Christmas music while I did my baking on the weekend.
M: It’s not even Dec - *checks phone* - its not even December yet.
Me: Did you just…
M: DON’T JUDGE ME
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Can't remember when this was said
Mom: The cowboy looks like Woody from Toy Story.
Sister C: Who’s Woody’s best friend besides Andy?
Mom: I don’t know who Andy is.
C: The kid that owns him.
Mom: Oh. Well I don’t know Woody’s best friend.
C: It’s Buzz Lightyear of course.
Mom: They’re in the same movie together?
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While watching Rudolph
Mom: It’s not Donner’s fault his son [Rudolph] is disabled!
Me: Disabled? Disabled? Really? A red nose is disabled?
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I can't believe she confused them
M: Was Emma Roberts in Harry Potter?
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M rants a lot
M: If I was obese I would probably have high blood pressure…from my weight…and my rantings.
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M is so random
M: I should be a body snatcher. They get paid not bad. Maybe in China or Taiwan. Im not being racist. Not in India though, because of the smell of curry.
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Just heard my rm say this on the phone to her mom
“Well, it’s a relatively small space with nowhere to escape to.”
WHAT!?!? lmao I love her convos with her mom.
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OMG I just saw a commercial
for a show called Swamp People on the History Channel. I can’t.