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It's 7 pm now

M: I have to pee. I’ve had to pee since this morning but I’ve been too lazy to go.

Aug 31st

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M looking at fb

M: My mom is friends with Jess? That’s weird. I wonder who our mutual friends are. … My mom has more friends than me?!?!

Aug 22nd

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M on Battleship the movie

M: I wanna see Battleship. It looks like like a mix between Pearl Harbour, Aliens, Transformers and the Simpsons Movie.

Aug 17th

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This happened in November

M: I heard Christmas music in Zellers today. Me: I played Christmas music while I did my baking on the weekend. M: It’s not even Dec - *checks phone* - its not even December yet. Me: Did you just… M: DON’T JUDGE ME

Aug 17th

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Can't remember when this was said

Mom: The cowboy looks like Woody from Toy Story. Cait: Who’s Woody’s best friend besides Andy? Mom: I don’t know who Andy is. Cait: The kid that owns him. Mom: Oh. Well I don’t know Woody’s best friend. Cait: It’s Buzz Lightyear of course. Mom: They’re in the same movie together?

Aug 17th

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While watching Rudolph

Mom: It’s not Donner’s fault his son [Rudolph] is disabled! Me: Disabled? Disabled? Really? A red nose is disabled?

Aug 17th

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I can't believe she confused them

M: Was Emma Roberts in Harry Potter?

Aug 17th

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M rants a lot

M: If I was obese I would probably have high blood pressure…from my weight…and my rantings.

Aug 17th

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M is so random

M: I should be a body snatcher. They get paid not bad. Maybe in China or Taiwan. Im not being racist. Not in India though, because of the smell of curry.

Aug 17th

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Just heard my rm say this on the phone to her mom

“Well, it’s a relatively small space with nowhere to escape to.” WHAT!?!? lmao I love her convos with her mom.

Aug 13th

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OMG I just saw a commercial

for a show called Swamp People on the History Channel. I can’t.

Aug 11th

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